Learn how to use the fucking phone. And stop pooing in my bathroom. If my house was running on a sceptic system, I would have drowned in my sleep.
Will you add me as a friend on your MySpace?
If not,well then fuck you too!
P.S. Oh yeah I forgot...I aint on MySpace.
fucking shut up
why are you telling people we're friends when you don't even call anymore
I know you've got your own life but I always figured there would be a place for me in it
I was wrong about you
Had I known you felt that way we could have talked about it sooner, instead of walking on eggshells for something like 8 months. I don't like feeling like this at all.
ps: I think you drink too much.
You probably know what it's like to be at the pointy end of the rumor mill.
I feel ya', big guy.
you were amazing last night. i liked what you did with your big toe.
Howdy big fella. I caught your sneeze the other day. I'm so glad to hear the little ones are all OK!
Beth and I are still together. Weird, huh? Me, the guy whose high school quote was "not until forty!"
I hope to see you soon. Don't be a stranger.
P.S. I still have your Animal House video cassette. Do you want it back?
Today I found a pair of jeans on my floor. They are not mine, but I tried them on and they fit. They smell awful. I think they belong to Rachel. Anyway how are you?
Hit me back,
dear bigfoot "aw, shucks" sliding between tooths off your lips abandoned mountain-pass avalanches. your voice hit the ground. it flattened cars and evergreens.
I thought you were a life sized paper doll